Not Your Typical Party Cannon

"You just ain't doin' it right."
"Dominated, hardhat."
"A real Texan, woulda dodged that."
"You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."
"You done incurred my wrath, son!"
"I'm wolverine-mean, you sonovabitch."
"If ya done it, it ain't braggin'!"
"You're all hardhat and no cattle."
"You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son."